Blog saya ini mencerminkan semua hal yang menarik dan menggairahkan kehidupan pribadi saya: Sepakbola dan olahraga, sinema,fotografi,dunia internet,teknologi,serta dunia jurnalistik. Saya mengajak bloggers serta para pembaca untuk bersama menikmati video-video yang saya sajikan yang saya ambil dari berbagai situs video termasuk hasil produksi sendiri,dan silahkan beri komentar. Salam Bola !
This blog reflected all the interesting and stimulating matters my privacy: football and sport, the cinema, photography, the world of the internet, technology, as well as the world of journalism. I asked bloggers as well as the readers to together enjoy videos that were presented by me that I took from various sites of the video, include produced myself and please gave the comment. Greetings the Ball!




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Senin, Oktober 06, 2008

Main Bola Memakai Kacamata Teleskop? -
Playing Football Used a Binocular Spectacles?

Apa jadinya bila manusia bermain bola dengan mata tertutup? Tentunya sudah dapat ditebak. Pemain tidak dapat melihat bola. Dan bahkan tak dapat melihat pemain dan lapangan tempat mereka bermain. Tapi bagaimana bila mereka tetap diperbolehkan melihat bola, tapi diharuskan mengenakan kacamata khusus, yaitu kacamata binokular. Kacamata binokular adalah kacamata yang kacanya cembung.Berguna untuk melihat benda yang jauh menjadi lebih dekat. Jadi obyek menjadi lebih besar dari kenyataannya. Secara kreatif orang Jepang pernah mengadakan pertandingan yang para pemainnya mengenakan kacamata demikian. Apa yang sebenarnya akan terjadi? Kita saksikan saja:
What the outcome was when the human play football with the eyes was closed? Definitely could have been guessed. The player could not see the ball. And even could not see the player and the field of their place playing. But how when they continued to be permitted to see the ball, but was required to put on the special spectacles, that is the spectacles binokular. The binokular was the spectacles that the glasses is special.It is use to see the object that far became closer. So the object became bigger than the fact is. Creatively Japanese had held the match that his players put on the spectacles thus. Whether actual will happen? Let's watch below:

Yah, ternyata walaupun masih dapat melihat bola, tapi dengan bola yang terlihat sangat dekat, pemain tidak dapat fokus dalam menendang bola, sehingga tendangan hampir selalu meleset. Para pemain juga jadi sering bertabrakan, dan bahkan sering terjatuh karena kehilangan keseimbangan. Dan ini mengundang gelak tawa para penonton, karena memang banyak adegan lucu yang terjadi. Sebenarnya bukan tidak mungkin pandangan mata yang tidak biasa itu disinkronkan dengan perintah otak untuk menggerakkan kaki. Hanya saja perlu banyak berlatih hal semacam ini. Namun sebagai sebuah variasi dalam bermain bola, ide dari Jepang ini sangat kreatif dan boleh juga kita coba.
Yes, evidently although still could see the ball, but with the ball that was seen very close, the player could not the focus in kicking the ball, so as the kick almost always missed. The players also became often colliding, and even often fell because of losing the balance. And this invited laughter of the spectators, because indeed many funny scenes that happened. In fact it was not impossible for the view of the abnormal eyes to be synchronised with the brain order to move foot. Only often must practise the matter of this kind. However as a variation in playing football, the idea from Japan this was very creative and we might be try it either sometimes.

Rabu, September 03, 2008

Pemain Bola atau Aktor kah ini ?
Is It a Football Player or An Actor ?

Pemain bola berprestasi dan sudah sangat terkenal sekalipun tetap memiliki kelemahan. Kelemahan paling menyolok adalah dalam hal "perilaku". Dalam era permainan sepakbola modern sekarang, dimana kemenangan adalah sesuatu yang sangat mahal, pemain akan melakukan apa saja demi meraih keuntungan. Dalam hal ini pemain akan terus berusaha untuk mengelabui sang pemimpin pertandingan, yaitu wasit yang tentu saja memiliki sejumlah keterbatasan, karena wasit tetap saja seorang manusia. Mata alami mereka terkadang kesulitan mengamati pergerakan pemain yang semakin lama semakin cepat. Dan perilaku tidak terpuji ini tetap dilakukan oleh seorang pemain besar sekalipun. Nama-nama yang di dunia sepakbola melekat dengan adegan tipuan atau diving ini adalah Cristiano Ronaldo, Filippo Inzaghi atau Didier Drogba. Dan masih banyak lagi. Mereka bisa saja tiba-tiba terjatuh walaupun tak ada seorang atau sesuatu pun yang menyentuh mereka. Mereka memang pantas menjadi aktor kelas Oscar sekalipun. Dalam klip berikut ini disajikan beberapa adegan dimana diving-diving itu terjadi. Dan sebenarnya bukan hanya pemain saja, ofisial tim pun melakukannya.
The football player that has been high-achieving and been very famous still having the weakness. The most weakness was in the matter of the "behaviour". In the era of modern football game right now, where the victory was something that was very expensive, the player will carry out any in order to gain the profit. In this case the player will continue to try to deceive the leader of the match, that is the certain referee had several limitations, because of the referee is a humankind. Their natural eyes occasionally the difficulty observed the movement of the player that was increasingly faster. And the bad behaviour continued to be carried out by a top player.The names in the world of football that known as actors of the trick scene or diving for sample was Cristiano Ronaldo, Filippo Inzaghi or Didier Drogba. And many others. They could suddenly fell although not having a person or something that touched them. They were quite appropriate to become Oscar's class actor even. In the clip along with this was presented by several scenes where divings that happened. And in fact not only the player, the official of the team then do the same.

Beberapa memang bisa diperdebatkan, itu pelanggaran atau bukan, tapi bahwa pemain jaman sekarang selalu berniat mengelabui wasit dan juga penonton adalah masalah yang semua orang sudah tahu. Tipuan atau diving ini sudah sampai pada tahap benar-benar melanggar sportivitas, menentukan hidup matinya suatu tim, dan terjadi bahkan di kejuaraan besar seperti Piala Dunia. Ingat ketika Fabio Grosso ber "diving ria" dan sukses menyingkirkan Australia di Piala Dunia 2006? Bolasinema sendiri telah menentukan adegan tipuan terbaik yang pernah ada. Minimal dalam klip ini. Bagaimana dengan para pembaca, setuju tidak dengan pilihanku?
Several indeed could be debated, that the violation or not, but that the modern player always intended to deceive the referee and also the audience was the problem that everyone has known. Deceit or diving this already arrived in the stage really violated sportsmanship, determined the life of the death of a team, and happened even in the big championship like the World Cup. Remembered when Fabio Grosso done "a good dive" and successful evacuated Australia in the World Cup 2006? Bolasinema personally determined the best deceit scene available. Minimal in this clip. How with the readers, agreed not with my choice?

Senin, Maret 17, 2008

Bocah Memerlukan Adik -
The Boy Need A Brother

Ini kali pertama saya memposting soal bola yang berkaitan dengan iklan atau advertensi. Tak sedikit produk yang menggunakan tema sepakbola atau olahraga sebagai latar belakang iklannya. Rata-rata memang lucu dan cukup menggelitik. Kita lihat saja yuk yang satu ini.
This is the first time I post that was linked with the advertisement.There are many products that used the theme of football or sport as the background of his advertisement. In general quite funny and was enough encouraged. Let's watching this one.

Pada mulanya saya agak bingung melihat si bocah terlihat sedih karena bermain bola sendirian. Sampai tiba-tiba dia menjadi sangat ramah kepada orang tuanya. Begitu baiknya si bocah sampai bersedia menghiasi rumah dan meja makan.Ada apa gerangan? Hmmm...ternyata dia menantikan punya adik agar dapat menemaninya main bola suatu saat nanti. Apalagi setelah dilihatnya adiknya ternyata lelaki,tersenyum puaslah dia dan memberikannya kado sepatu bola. Ini menurut saya lho. Bagaimana pembaca? Yang jelas iklan ini memang cukup membuat kita tersenyum.
At first I was rather confused to see the child was seen sad because of playing football alone. Until suddenly he was very friendly to his parents. So good the boy until was prepared to decorate the house and the table dinner. What's going on? Hmmm... evidently he wait for had the brother in order to be able to accompany him will play the ball sometime in the future. Moreover after being seen by him his brother evidently the boy either, he smile satisfy and gave him the football boots gift. This according to me sure. How the reader opinion? It was clear that this advertisement really made us smile.

Jumat, Februari 22, 2008

20 kecerobohan di depan gawang -
20 carelessness in front of the goal

Sepakbola terkadang sangat menyakitkan.Termasuk ketika menyaksikan beberapa peluang yang seharusnya 99 % menjadi gol,terbang begitu saja ditiup angin.Ada yang bolanya terkena mistar,ada yang terpeleset,tersandung,atau sekedar matanya kelilipan pasir.Ataukah sedang rindu istri di rumah? Mari kita saksikan berikut:
Football occasionally really painful.Including when witnessing several opportunities that necessarily 99 % became the goal, flew just like that was blown by the wind.Several balls were affected by the goal, there were those who slipped, stumbled, or only one of his eye was affected by sand.Or was longing for the wife in the house?
Let's witnessed along with:



Untuk penonton saja bisa menimbulkan penasaran.Apalagi buat si pemain ya?Ataukah ukuran gawang perlu diperbesar?
For the spectators could cause irritated,moreover for the player, aren't they? Or the measurement of the goal must be enlarged?

Rabu, Februari 13, 2008

Suka Duka Seorang Penjaga Gawang -
The happiness and sorrow of a goalkeeper


Penjaga gawang terlalu asyik merayakan keberhasilannya mencetak gol dari titik penalti. Sehingga lupa cepat-cepat kembali bertugas di bawah mistar. Silahkan saksikan di bawah ini:
The goalkeeper too much engrosseded in celebrating his success in making the goal from the penalty point.So as to forget again very fast was assigned under the goal.Please witnessed below this:



Pertandingan di Bundesliga antara klub Schalke04 melawan Bayer Leverkusen ini jadinya sangat mengocok perut. Bahkan centerback asal Brasil, Lucio sampai tampak tertawa terbahak melihat "lelucon" yang baru saja terjadi. Bagaimana komentar bolamania?
The match in Bundesliga between the club Schalke04 opposed Bayer Leverkusen this the outcome was really wanked the stomach.Moreover centerback from Brazil, Lucio until appearance laughed saw the "joke" that just happened.How commented the readers?

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